2009 in search

Once again 59 of you were typing in the Google search box and not the address bar. Tch.

I owe thanks to the odd porn phenomenon that is the dancing bear for sending lots of people my way this year. I fear they may have been disappointed when they got here though.

My favourite other random searches:

‘thirty girls and a cup’ dancing bear – I don’t want to know….
2 worded names for snow – cold stuff? ice rain?
2nd birthday wording terrible
8 barrelled pom-poms – sounds like a particularly effeminate gun
assyst ooh – ooh?
bbc entertainment porno – that’s what my licence fee goes towards‽ Quick, to the Daily Mail!
bear armpits
dancing sausages – like this?

ferrero rocher wedding video – that would be spoiling us.
fucking hp enterprise services – fight the power! Or something.
how to do the makka pakka dance
indeed,a very tasty bear
who are the spooky people with no brain? – I want to know as well