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Once again 59 of you were typing in the Google search box and not the address bar. Tch.

I owe thanks to the odd porn phenomenon that is the dancing bear for sending lots of people my way this year. I fear they may have been disappointed when they got here though.

My favourite other random searches:

‘thirty girls and a cup’ dancing bear – I don’t want to know….
2 worded names for snow – cold stuff? ice rain?
2nd birthday wording terrible
8 barrelled pom-poms – sounds like a particularly effeminate gun
assyst ooh – ooh?
bbc entertainment porno – that’s what my licence fee goes towards‽ Quick, to the Daily Mail!
bear armpits
dancing sausages – like this?

ferrero rocher wedding video – that would be spoiling us.
fucking hp enterprise services – fight the power! Or something.
how to do the makka pakka dance
indeed,a very tasty bear
who are the spooky people with no brain? – I want to know as well

Down there ↓. No, not the car (a post on that will come later). I added a WIbiya toolbar. No idea if it’s good or not but what the hey.

The Beetle Bugs playgroup is run from the Belvedere Centre on Belvoir Street every Wednesday from 9.30am to 11.30am (including over the Summer Holidays if the demand is there). Your entry fee of £1.50 will get you a cup of tea and a biscuit for you and a healthy snack and a drink for your little one(s) along with a group activity of some variety post snack.

This has been a public service announcement.

Random snippets:

• I’m impressed I’ve managed to blog every day (give or take) over the past week and a half.
• Where did the good weather go? Last week was fantastic weather but it’s been gloomy and/or rainy since the weekend.
• We finally got around to seeing Watchmen over the past few nights (it’s the Director’s Cut and is looooong). I’m very familiar with the graphic novel, I found it good but an almost exact conversion from paper to film so was almost exactly what I expected. I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.
• Mirabelle is potty training! We started yesterday and it’s going pretty well so far, a couple of accidents today at playgroup but that’s to be expected.
• Lists are fun.

Last year 1,009 searches from Google brought people to my blog. In amongst the more usual search terms such as “ickle pickle”, “darren austin topcroft” and, my personal favourite, “www.neverandforever.com” (just type that in your address bar you idiots!) I also had searches for “eating pork makes sleepy”, “drunk ppl talking about pickles”, “grateful dead dancing bear nursery” and “photos of muscle relaxants looks like a house”. WTF?

Not one for retrospectives I urge you instead to visit history to see what happened in this last year.