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• Me: Miri, can you say "Number 1, engage?"
  Miri: "Number 1, in a cage!" Maybe she's not going to be a Star Trek fan. #
• You have an online shop sellign things? And the names? "Heavenly Anarchist"? "Essence of Envy"? "Tempetuous Poppet"? Oh do fuck off. #
• All the oxygen has run out. Just one of the many problems with hosting a sporting event in space! #
• Point of order: My opinions are my own and not shared by anyone else. Jesus people. #

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• RT @Moltz: My mother always said "When you don't have anything anyone would want to favorite to say, don't say anything at all." #
• Weekend away over and done with, now to turn our attention to the weekend's festivities. #
• All the cool kids are using Brizzly! Don't miss out – use this invitation link, good for 10 people. http://bit.ly/16Tpwv #
• 1 hour and 37 minutes. #
• Been cleaning the inside of the old car getting ready to sell it. Needs a wash on the outside too, but not in the rain. #
• Why are all the horror movies on so late tonight? Some of us have to be up early with children in the morning! #
• Cake motherfucker: http://flic.kr/p/7cgmsw #

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• On my way to London to get the new car! #
• Have traversed London and am now on yet another train on the new car quest. #
• New car is shiny! Paperwork going through now. Pictures later hopefully. #
• It's home! http://post.ly/9PNH #
• Heading to Bourne tomorrow, there better be a Supremacy or at the very least an Ultimatum or I'll be most disappointed. #
• We're away for the night with no children! #
• Congrats to @jmons on his hot hot wedding/marriage action! #
• Losing the will to live in some factory outlet hell-hole. Thank god the children aren't here or we'd all be going insane. #
• Now we're in Asda. Life doesn't get any better than this! #
• Home again, home again jiggety jig. #

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• ♥ I'm on a Boat (feat. T-Pain) by The Lonely Island #lastfm: http://bit.ly/DcMvI amazon: http://bit.ly/ZJlck #
• RT @charlesarthur: Gosh, http://trendsmap.com/ is actually interesting for itself. #
• Now have temporary insurance and have been given the number plate for the new car. Roll on next week! #
• Zipping files LIKE A BOSS #
• Wishing I had a nautical themed pashmina afghan. #
• Bee in a gorgeous @picklepaints top ready for playgroup http://post.ly/8dVV #
• It's the magic number. http://flic.kr/p/6VaPz8 #
• Bee: "I'd like a tattoo when I grow up like Mummy has"
  Me: "What of?"
  Bee: "Batman!"
  I'm so proud. #

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• I'm thinking of a number between one and seven hundred billion. Try to guess it. #
• "Jools is joined by Biffy Clyro, Andy Williams, Calvin Harris and Echo and the Bunnymen." ANDY WILLIAMS?! #
• The Kindle is *finally* available to buy in the UK! http://ping.fm/jxmy6 #
• I'm really rather glad I have no bandwidth limits http://post.ly/7e9r #
• Just requested a Google Wave invite at http://bit.ly/1QVn3P. Please visit and send your invites! #
• Dear Belgium Ford workers, thank you for building our car. Only 11 days till I can pick it up…. #
• About to see Stewart Graham Lee at the Playhouse. #
• Faster, faster! http://ping.fm/39YCS #

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• Dear Norfolk County Council, what exactly does "How many of each weekday child attending provider?" actually mean in English? #
• Just been for a walk round Mousehold Heath with the family. Am now shattered! #
• RT @girlonetrack: Salon on Polanski: the only piece you should read. http://bit.ly/3wIZ7E #
• Woah there! http://post.ly/6q0t #
• Should be sleeping but am instead making bread. #
• Bee up a tree http://post.ly/72ob #
• Battle of the Bangers today. Fuck yeah! #
• Just been stopped from taking photos in Chapelfield #
• http://post.ly/79sP – Dear Boots, Fuck you. #
• Someone *really* doesn't like Jesus http://post.ly/7EQR #
• Heading to the folks' for Sunday roast. Yum! #
• Ghost Town: A lot better than I expected. Wouldn't have worked without Ricky Gervais though. I would liked to have seen a… (http://bli … #

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